Field Manual For The Humans Left

0) Golden Rule Don’t be an asshole.Be tough on lies, gentle on people. Body counts compound.Downshift. Say what you’re doing -Price the damage – Then decide. 1) Agency…

0) Golden Rule

Don’t be an asshole.
Be tough on lies, gentle on people. Body counts compound.
Downshift. Say what you’re doing -Price the damage – Then decide.

1) Agency – Own your verbs

Nobody rides shotgun on this deal.
Say it like a grown-up: “I/We chose this.”
Not “things happened.” Not “thoughts and prayers.”

  • Name the move before you make it.

2) Authority – No cosplay badges or fake furries

If you can’t carry the ledgers and show your face – you don’t get a badge.
Power needs: law, oversight, liability, sunset. No duty-free halos tiger.

  • Show the statute. Name the watchmen. Be accountable. Call your shot.

3) Empathy – There are faces in the floodwaters.

Mercy needs a name. Not a barrage. Not a montage. Not a did-you-see-that-everything-bagel.
One person. One voice. Real stakes in real life.
Share your ideas. Spare the gore. Guide the view and be clear – don’t expect applause.

  • Lead with one name, one line of context, one way to help.
  • Pair every image with a next action (aid, policy, de-escalation). Concerts are nice.

4) Distance – Close the gap

If you can’t see a face, it’s easier to pull the trigger. Soldier science.
Works with words, too.
Step forward with a name, a place, a relation, and a witness.
If you can’t count the ribs of the person you want to starve, watch your mouth.

  • Add Name, Place, Relation, Witness/Source before decisions get made.
  • If you wouldn’t say it at arm’s length, don’t shout in on MySpace. See you at Blockbuster.

5) Scripts – Kneed to kill something? Kill the soft-talk.

Euphemism is a posy-pouch for cruelty.
Want a wound with your words? Keep a receipt for every adjective.

  • Translate slogans – wound & cost analysis of interpretation. People choose different Bibles; respect that – they might not hear it how you mean it.
  • Adjective audit: necessary/minimal/appropriate – writing is re-writing.
  • Name the noun: raid, shove, arrest, bruise, fire, debt. Call it what it is to who it serves and who it hurts.

6) Rhetoric – Mind your tongue

There’s no kiss-cam in a riot.
If the likely outcome of your flourish is a body on the floor and your hands still spotless, that isn’t free speech – it’s subcontracted harm. Leave it in draft, Shakespeare.
Make sure your quips are too thoughtful to end up etched on a shell casing.

  • Before you publish, write the risk line: what act gets likelier, who pays if you’re wrong.
  • If you wrote it to be heard as a threat without saying “threat” – delete it or sign it. What’s new pussycat?
  • Mug test: could you read into the face of the person most likely to get hurt and keep your name on it? Or would you rather dance a little sidestep?

7) Blueprints & Receipts – The Four-Line Confessional (Compass Tap)

If you can’t write it, don’t improvise.
BEFORE

  1. What’s my plan?
  2. What have I done?
  3. Who do I expect to harm (how much, how long)?
  4. Who thrives if I’m right?
  5. Who pays if I’m wrong (and how do we make them whole)?
  6. Proof

AFTER

  1. What occurred.
  2. Who got hurt, and how we paid the bill.
  3. Did anyone thrive (gain;glory in the proper ratio).
  4. Proof

Who asked who out? : We broke the glass to pull the lever; the check’s on us.

8) Exits – Get off quick

Plan your exit. Give anger an off-ramp. Time,Place, Person.

  • Step away: “I’m too squirrely – stepping away for five. Right back with a new idea.”
  • Return: “Trade: one thing I need and one thing I’ll give.”

Ticket for re-entry

  • Who does what, by when, and the risk we accept. {get your hand stamped}

9) Platforms – Virality (look it up) ain’t virtue

Instagram is a pulpit, and the Kardashians elected the Pope.
Algorithms aren’t absolution-you own everything you said until you say otherwise.
Careful your clickbait doesn’t get somebody killed.

Creator rules

  • Name the risk. Add friction (delay, reread, cut dog whistles, are you really crying “alone’?).
  • One image, one voice, one action link. The AI giraffes are cool though.
  • Correction ritual: admit your edits when the comments go awry. Correction can lead to conversation.

Post-it note reminder:

  • Blast radius. Shell-casing. Kitchen-table.

10) Pay up, sucka’ – break it, you bought it

If there’s been harm, there’s a bill: aid owed, apology made, roofs to repair, spirits to rebuild.

Receipt to settle

  • What broke, Who was hurt, What we owe, When it’s done/by-when, Proof/, Care for moral injury (even the actor).

11) Street cleaning – every day is Tuesday

Vet every rule on yourself and the tribe you speak for.
Reciprocity or nothing, you pimps.

Mop and bucket:

  • Mirror test: we go first.
  • Swap seats: argue it like your kid (and their kid) is on the receiving end.
  • Symmetry: same standard in win or loss. “Nice scales Justice.” “Just had them waxed.”
  • Publish the audit: where we enforced, when, proof.

Benediction: When meaning outruns mercy, downshift. Speak plain. Count costs. Choose like a grown-up. Don’t be an asshole. Good luck out there.